Brian Wilson has a gig now that the season is over.

We're not really sure why Brian Wilson is telling everyone, “fear the beard, not the technology,” but the press release we got for this thing claimed:

"On September 29th, San Francisco Giants pitcher Brian Wilson (the guy with the beard) will announce he’s becoming the first athlete in history to host a virtual event.

So we watched the video - full of horrible 3D and cheesy music - and we still have no clue what any of this is about.