Celebrate America’s birthday with this crap


By Egotist / /

A quick 4th of July post before we all get super drunk and likely blow off a couple fingers… Courtesy of SF’s own Traction, here comes the Amazing Crap-O-Matic Gift Generator: ’Murica Edition — just in time to celebrate our nation’s independence. Sit back and relax in your lawn chair as their revolutionary device does all your shopping for you. With hundreds of America-approved gifts, there’s something crappy for family and friends on all sides of the political aisle. We guarantee to make this July 4th a day that you and your loved ones will never, ever forget


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